Life advice for
that special incel
in your life
—
Drevlow
Cut your dick off if it’s gone bad.
Years of neglect.
What’s the use?
Feed it to the dogs.
Let them know who swings the big dick.
Not you.
Sausage fingers can be eaten like buffalo wild wings.
If you like the heat.
And all the chomp-chomp-chomping exercise that goes into it.
Eyes always go first when fish go fishing for drowned bodies.
Windows to the soul.
Of hungry heartless fish.
You had a cat once.
You’d wake up with all these scratches on your face.
Proof that you can sleep through pretty much anything.
As long as it’s friendly fire.
The cat got eaten by a coyote.
Your mom said:
At least he went the way he’d’ve wanted.
And like a good boy, you never question what she meant by that.
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Drevlow is EIC of BULL and poet laureate of all things bullshit. You can check out more of his bullshit at thedrevlow-olsonshow.com or on twitter, insta, face, bsky, & threads @thedrevlow.
Years of neglect.
What’s the use?
Feed it to the dogs.
Let them know who swings the big dick.
Not you.
Sausage fingers can be eaten like buffalo wild wings.
If you like the heat.
And all the chomp-chomp-chomping exercise that goes into it.
Eyes always go first when fish go fishing for drowned bodies.
Windows to the soul.
Of hungry heartless fish.
You had a cat once.
You’d wake up with all these scratches on your face.
Proof that you can sleep through pretty much anything.
As long as it’s friendly fire.
The cat got eaten by a coyote.
Your mom said:
At least he went the way he’d’ve wanted.
And like a good boy, you never question what she meant by that.
Drevlow is EIC of BULL and poet laureate of all things bullshit. You can check out more of his bullshit at thedrevlow-olsonshow.com or on twitter, insta, face, bsky, & threads @thedrevlow.